Ok here is my updated suggestion, I feel it is much more rounded and polished now...
Hello, Jerk
It seems you have asked a typical nooby question which isnt really surprising because you are a noob. Noob. Why dont you try:
- Searching
DURRR
- Reading the FAQ
DURRR
- Checking out the tutorials
DURRR
now gtfo my internet 👎
- 📻 PAK-9
The full and emptying answer to new people.
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Hmm, not bad PAK-9, but you should include the links in the titles. Also you might consider using different words than "noob" or gtfo, most people don't understand them. You could replace noob with "inexperienced" or "first timer", gtfo could be replaced by: "go find your answers" and all those DURRR's seem unnecessary, sometimes silence is stronger than mumbling. Also Jerk seems a bit weak of a word, try "stupid" or "idiot", they mean the same, but give a much stronger impression.
Overall, not bad PAK-9, but could use a bit tweaking 👍
Overall, not bad PAK-9, but could use a bit tweaking 👍
THIS IS A JOKE
Edited as a compromise between Pak-9 and everyone else (Joking 😉 ):
Hello, new and enthusiastic Jerk! You have discovered AVS, that is Horrible (for us)! AVS can offer hours of fun and amazement, but please put it back where you found it and never speak of it again jerk. We don't want you here.
However, it seems that you (yes you jerk) have asked a AVS related question that has been asked (by Jerks) and answered several times before, jerk. Here in the AVS forums we respect and value such skills as:
- Searching
Simply put: Search before you post n00b. You might have already seen the BIG SHINY RED LETTERS!!!1!!!1! jerk and the search link above the posting window, or you might have missed them because you are a blind Jerk. By searching for the answer you're looking for, you will get the answer you want immediately, instead of posting a question that has been posted before and waiting for a reply which usually takes several hours, sometimes even days to get, and it might (read, almost always) will explain nothing and just address you ass a n00b and bash you.
- Reading the FAQ
If (n00b) you don't know, FAQ stands for: Frequently Asked Questions. It's a list of questions and answers to questions That have been asked frequently (DURRRR). Since answering these questions each time they are asked can become boring, as well as time wasting, we prefer usually not to answer them directly. Rather, we will call you a n00b and laugh at you. Anyway jerk, The FAQ explains the situation and solution much better than a quick reply by someone else, so use it Jerk.
- Checking out the tutorials
Striving to be an AVS artist? NOOOOOOO!!!! We hate n00bs on OUR internet. Have a question about how to make something in AVS? Read the AVS tutorials here, Jerk, before you GTFO our internet. The tutorials are a useful source created by long time N00b bashers so that they don't have t speak to you. Realize n00b, that since this is a hobby for most of us, no one is going to hold your hand and teach you from the ground up jerk. Believe it or not, but you suck, and almost all of us have learned AVS by ourselves. Most AVS artists didn't even have these tutorials and had to learn everything from scratch by experimenting! You are indeed lucky to have such great resources available to you. Use them well and wisely, or you will be call a n00b for all your days, but even more importantly, read them, and never ask.
Ignore these guideline and you shall have nightmares about panda's, fires, Spiky Baseball Bats, and Nuclear war. And if you do, don't ask us for help N00b.(or the dreams will become more frequent) 👎
- 📻 Winamp AVS Team
Like it Pak-9?
Edited as a compromise between Pak-9 and everyone else (Joking 😉 ):
Hello, new and enthusiastic Jerk! You have discovered AVS, that is Horrible (for us)! AVS can offer hours of fun and amazement, but please put it back where you found it and never speak of it again jerk. We don't want you here.
However, it seems that you (yes you jerk) have asked a AVS related question that has been asked (by Jerks) and answered several times before, jerk. Here in the AVS forums we respect and value such skills as:
- Searching
Simply put: Search before you post n00b. You might have already seen the BIG SHINY RED LETTERS!!!1!!!1! jerk and the search link above the posting window, or you might have missed them because you are a blind Jerk. By searching for the answer you're looking for, you will get the answer you want immediately, instead of posting a question that has been posted before and waiting for a reply which usually takes several hours, sometimes even days to get, and it might (read, almost always) will explain nothing and just address you ass a n00b and bash you.
- Reading the FAQ
If (n00b) you don't know, FAQ stands for: Frequently Asked Questions. It's a list of questions and answers to questions That have been asked frequently (DURRRR). Since answering these questions each time they are asked can become boring, as well as time wasting, we prefer usually not to answer them directly. Rather, we will call you a n00b and laugh at you. Anyway jerk, The FAQ explains the situation and solution much better than a quick reply by someone else, so use it Jerk.
- Checking out the tutorials
Striving to be an AVS artist? NOOOOOOO!!!! We hate n00bs on OUR internet. Have a question about how to make something in AVS? Read the AVS tutorials here, Jerk, before you GTFO our internet. The tutorials are a useful source created by long time N00b bashers so that they don't have t speak to you. Realize n00b, that since this is a hobby for most of us, no one is going to hold your hand and teach you from the ground up jerk. Believe it or not, but you suck, and almost all of us have learned AVS by ourselves. Most AVS artists didn't even have these tutorials and had to learn everything from scratch by experimenting! You are indeed lucky to have such great resources available to you. Use them well and wisely, or you will be call a n00b for all your days, but even more importantly, read them, and never ask.
Ignore these guideline and you shall have nightmares about panda's, fires, Spiky Baseball Bats, and Nuclear war. And if you do, don't ask us for help N00b.(or the dreams will become more frequent) 👎
- 📻 Winamp AVS Team
Like it Pak-9?
I love it 👍
Ok I made a new sticky with the useful information contained here.
However having noob-bashing threads (like this one is becoming) doesn't do anything to help a promote a friendly atompsphere that we should try and encourage on this forum.
Nothing more to see here.
*clunk*
However having noob-bashing threads (like this one is becoming) doesn't do anything to help a promote a friendly atompsphere that we should try and encourage on this forum.
Nothing more to see here.
*clunk*