Archive: Searching for a developer


23rd May 2006 22:50 UTC

Searching for a developer
Hi,

Let me introduce myself first, I'm the author of un-famous MOD/S3M player called Pervo Player from 1996 (Pervert player in english). It featured volume bars for up to 8 channels in adult manner.

Now as it becomes 10 years of that release and that I've ended up coding only serverside-web-stuff I realised that it would make a terrific winamp VU plugin but I just don't know how to do it .. Unless I spend 6 months figuring out C++ and winamp ;)

So for a developer who's got the touch I'd like to give out this idea for to work on. You can claim all rights to your plugin as long as you give me credit for the original idea.

So long story short, I think that the following screenshot will tell all about the player/plugin :D

[edited by Rocker]


I will deliver the graphics material to the developer and I'm more than willing to have a conversation about possible enchancements :D

If you're interested then please reply to this topic or send me email to: iso_eREMOVE@yahooINSERT.com (remove the remove and insert texts from the address ;)

- EPO


24th May 2006 02:03 UTC

Wow.


24th May 2006 02:37 UTC

Re: Searching for a developer

Originally posted by epo
I will deliver the graphics material to the developer and I'm more than willing to have a conversation about possible enchancements


Just. Wow.

24th May 2006 03:03 UTC

Re: Searching for a developer
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24th May 2006 12:41 UTC

Re: Re: Searching for a developer

Originally posted by jheriko
WRONG!

Its not even remotely hard from an AVS perspective. You sure you wrote a media player? Anyway, play with Texer II and I'm sure you will be able to work something out... its really not very hard at all.

If you want more help than that... try and find some other sucker...
Yes I'm sure I wrote that player but it was written in pascal so I have no experince from C or C++.

Anyway, I'll look into that Texer II and see what can it do, afterall how hard can it be? The world is filled with copy-paste coders who have no idea what their actually doing :D

24th May 2006 12:55 UTC

Hahaha, i actually tought about making a penis-spectrum at a time, but gave up on the idea because neither winamp nor deviantart would host it so no one would ever see it :hang:

If the preset has to be like that one in the image, it's easy as $pi^e, but like jheriko said, find some other sucker :p


24th May 2006 13:03 UTC

Try to keep these boards worksafe please


24th May 2006 15:13 UTC

it was sexually obscene so i had to remove your pic.

sorry fella I don't think AOL would have taken liking to that image.

carry on


24th May 2006 16:44 UTC

Originally posted by Rocker
it was sexually obscene so i had to remove your pic.

sorry fella I don't think AOL would have taken liking to that image.

carry on
Ok, but I think some actually would like to see the screenshot so here's the URL for it. It's not worksafe so click it only with your own responsibility :)

*deleted*

p.s. If this also violates your policy then feel free to delete this message.

24th May 2006 19:23 UTC

Originally posted by Rocker
it was sexually obscene so i had to remove your pic.

sorry fella I don't think AOL would have taken liking to that image.

carry on
:up:

24th May 2006 23:20 UTC

www.summerfest.fi... huh? You Finnish epo?


25th May 2006 01:57 UTC

I would be slightly ashamed to have my name attached to such an idea...


25th May 2006 08:23 UTC

i actualy find this censorship thing kinda funny. i mean its ok to have jumbo posters with chicks in their underware on the streets because thats adwerising but its not ok to show a penis.? it just doesnt make any fucking sence, half of us see a penis several times a day and the other half wish they would ;). yesterday i saw national geographic mozaic out a buffalos penis :D.

'boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.'


25th May 2006 12:05 UTC

Nudity is one thing, hardcore porn is another. And this pic showed a penis entering a vagina (even though it was in crappy VGA graphics).

So... yeah...


25th May 2006 13:02 UTC

Its not really an issue of censorship, its just better to keep it worksafe... you can link whatever you like (but be considerate enough to label it nsfw)


25th May 2006 16:02 UTC

you cant link whatever you like. please read the rules.


27th May 2006 08:39 UTC

pwnt.


27th May 2006 09:35 UTC

Shows what I know


29th May 2006 15:26 UTC

Originally posted by Tuggummi
www.summerfest.fi... huh? You Finnish epo?
Yep ;)

Btw: If I ever get this one done, I'll definetly release it under the name "Hard Cock Hallelujah" in a tribute to Eurovision song contest ;)

29th May 2006 16:42 UTC

Well if you take an AVS PRESET, i can make that for you. Just mail me the pictures to tuggummi@jippii.fi


5th June 2006 13:02 UTC

Excellent!

The AVS is done now, so big thanks to the person who wishes to remain anonymous ;)

If you want to download it, go to (not suitable for work)http://www.summerfest.fi/epo/pervoavs.zip


5th June 2006 14:41 UTC

this is beyond anything... :|


5th June 2006 19:46 UTC

Not really, or do i need to remind you of speleogy and ammetytto Grandchild? :p





btw. the developer is not me, honest! :blah:


6th June 2006 02:56 UTC

*sure*


11th June 2006 11:33 UTC

penis_spectrum == colour_organ?

is this thread even real?


12th June 2006 07:43 UTC

Why would you say that hornet? Because they both use a relatively simple & similiar way to get spectrum data? Pffft, it's just code, both of them are coded separately without taking parts from one or other, not that i would know of course :p



Originally posted by epo
Unless I spend 6 months figuring out C++ and winamp WRONG!

Its not even remotely hard from an AVS perspective. You sure you wrote a media player? Anyway, play with Texer II and I'm sure you will be able to work something out... its really not very hard at all.

If you want more help than that... try and find some other sucker...